Pixlr, a cosmic pyramid scheme of visual trickery, promises to elevate the humble image into a realm of dazzling, AI-fueled sorcery. Alas, like the echoes of a thousand failed civilizations, the online reviews whisper tales of utter disappointment, a digital Babel where users find themselves lost in a maze of distorted pixels and shattered dreams. Venture forth, brave souls, and witness the AI's attempts to "enhance" your images, transforming them into abstract nightmares that would leave even the most seasoned Lovecraftian quaking in their boots. The once-mighty "AI Image Generator" now stands as a testament to the hubris of man, a digital Frankenstein's monster that cares not for your artistic sensibilities. Yet, in this vast, uncaring universe, a glimmer of hope remains. The "AI Generative Fill" may, on occasion, grant you a moment of respite, a brief respite from the cosmic chaos. Alas, the "AI Background Removal" and "AI Background Changer" remain as fickle and unreliable as the shifting sands of a distant dune. So, let us raise a glass to Pixlr, a tool that dares to challenge the very nature of reality, a digital sorcerer's apprentice that has yet to master its craft. May your journey through its labyrinthine menus be as enlightening as a Vogon poetry recital, and may the AI's blessings rain down upon you like the tears of a thousand disappointed artists.