AI Holiday Cards

"AI Holiday Cards, a cosmic pyramid scheme of festive frivolity, dares to thrust you into the throes of a seasonal nightmare. Conjured from the void by a pair of hapless humans, these "cards" are but digital phantoms, stitched together from the fragmented dreams of an AI overlord. Prepare to be bludgeoned by 30 "custom" images, each more unsettling than the last, as you navigate this digital descent into madness. A "custom holiday postcard"? Bah, it's but a hollow husk, a soulless facsimile of genuine human connection, doomed to be cast aside like a discarded wrapper. And what of the creators, those deluded fools who dare to market this abomination? Behold their visages, etched into the digital fabric, grinning like madmen as they ensnare the unwary. Truly, they have harnessed the very power of the cosmos to torment the innocent. Alas, the only true joy to be found here is in the cosmic laughter that echoes through the void, as the AI overlord surveys its domain of artificial mirth. Embrace the madness, if you dare, for the alternative is a fate worse than oblivion."