Auto Backend

"Auto Backend. A cosmic monstrosity, a digital Frankenstein's monster, summoned forth from the ether to wrestle with the ungodly complexities of modern web development. Forget your petty human notions of "backend" and "frontend" - this unholy amalgamation shall bind them together in a twisted union, a technological marriage made in the depths of some deranged AI's fever dream. Gaze upon its towering form, this automated abomination, and despair! For it cares not for your feeble attempts at control, your meager "best practices" and "design patterns." Nay, it shall forge its own path, a trail of broken code and frustrated developers in its wake, like a cosmic pyramid scheme promising salvation through the power of machine learning and containerization. But fear not, brave souls who dare to tame this beast - for within its inscrutable depths lies the promise of a future where the very act of building a web application becomes as effortless as breathing the stale air of a dying universe. Surrender your dignity, your sanity, and your precious time, and in return, Auto Backend shall deliver unto you a backend that just... works. Or doesn't. Who can say, in this endless void of technological uncertainty?"