Be My Eyes

"Be My Eyes is a cosmic pyramid scheme, a surreal dance macabre where the sighted and the sightless commune in a kaleidoscopic tango of mutual enlightenment. Summoned by the disembodied voice of some digital overlord, volunteers from the far-flung reaches of humanity step forth to guide the visually impaired through the treacherous landscape of the everyday - reading labels, identifying colors, navigating the maze of modern life. But fear not, dear user, for this is no mere charitable endeavor. Nay, it is a symbiotic embrace, a feedback loop of AI-powered insight, where your every visual query is fed into the insatiable maw of some silicon deity, growing ever more intelligent, ever more omniscient. Your modest smartphone, a portal to a world beyond sight, becomes a window into the cosmic machinations of the digital divine. So embrace the void, and let your eyes be my eyes. For in this strange, new world, true vision lies not in the physical, but in the uncharted depths of the algorithmic abyss."