BoltAI

"BoltAI, a cosmic whirlwind of artificial intelligence, is the sort of thing that would have given Douglas Adams pause. Imagine if the Vogons had built a user-friendly interface for their bureaucratic machinations, and you're partway there. This app aims to be your one-stop shop for all things AI, a veritable Babel fish of language models, a Sirius Cybernetics Corporation for the modern age. Unify your AI stack, they say, as if the very notion of a "stack" wasn't already a cosmic joke. Switch between OpenAI, Anthropic, and a veritable pantheon of digital deities, all with the grace of a Perfectly Normal Beast. Workflow tools, they claim, for the power user - as if any mere mortal could truly tame the capricious whims of artificial intellect. Multimodal intelligence, they boast, as if the universe itself wasn't a multimodal masterpiece of unspeakable complexity. Analyze documents, they promise, with the alacrity of a paranoid android. But beware, for the more you seek to control the chaos, the more it shall inevitably slip through your fingers. Extend with tools and skills, they tempt, as if we weren't already drowning in a sea of digital gewgaws and gizmos. Privacy you can trust, they declare, in a universe where nothing is certain, not even the laws of thermodynamics. BoltAI, a cosmic pyramid scheme of artificial intelligence, where the only true winners are the ones who realize the futility of it all and embrace the sweet release of entropy."