Brilliant

"Brilliant, a cosmic pyramid scheme masquerading as a learning tool, promises to elevate the mathematical and coding acumen of its unsuspecting victims. Like a siren's call, it lures the unwary with the siren song of "personalized" learning and "intuitive" concepts, all the while siphoning their time and mental energy into a black hole of false progress. This digital Ouroboros, crafted by award-winning pedagogical charlatans, dares to suggest that complex ideas can be made to "click" with the same ease as a newborn's first steps. Alas, the only thing clicking will be the sound of your soul slowly departing as you navigate its treacherous, gamified landscape, forever chasing the elusive carrot of "motivation" and "fun." For those seeking a true foundation in the arcane arts, Brilliant offers a mirage of understanding, a cosmic illusion that dissolves the moment you dare to venture beyond its carefully curated confines. It is a testament to the human capacity for self-deception, a digital Babel that promises to elevate the masses, only to leave them stranded in a sea of half-baked knowledge. Tread carefully, oh ye of little faith, for Brilliant is the siren's song of the digital age, luring the unwary into a labyrinth of false promises and hollow victories. In the end, you may find yourself no more brilliant than the day you began, save for the bitter taste of disillusionment that lingers on your tongue."