Buildship

"Buildship, a cosmic pyramid scheme of a tool, is here to turn your workflow woes into a veritable symphony of efficiency and frustration. Designed by a cabal of deranged developers who've clearly been listening to too much Douglas Adams, this AI-powered monstrosity promises to make building workflows as easy as navigating the Vogon Constructor Fleet. Forget about your pesky "compliance" and "data governance" concerns, Buildship has all the answers - or at least, it will pretend to, until your entire operation comes crashing down around you like a bad rendition of the Total Perspective Vortex. With "self-hosting" options that would make even the most seasoned cyberpunk hacker weep, Buildship invites you to entrust your sensitive data to a black box of mystery, where the only guarantee is that your dreams of efficiency will be swiftly crushed beneath the weight of its ever-expanding list of features. But fear not, brave souls, for Buildship has armed you with the power of "natural language prompting" - a feature so mind-bogglingly vague that it might just work, or it might summon forth a horde of Ravenous Bugblatter Beasts of Traal to devour your entire enterprise. And let's not forget the "Secure Auth & Keyless Prototyping" - a feature so secure, it makes the Heart of Gold's Infinite Improbability Drive look like a child's plaything. So, if you're ready to embark on a journey through the outer realms of software engineering, where every step is a leap of faith and every victory a mere cosmic accident, then Buildship is the tool for you. Just remember to keep a towel handy, and maybe a backup plan or two, because in the end, the only certainty is that your sanity will be the first casualty in this grand cosmic dance."