Caveduck

"Caveduck. A curious little contraption, this one, birthed from the cosmic dribble of the universe's most cynical wit. Much like a peculiar mating dance between a mallard and a cavefish, it flaps and flounders its way into the digital ether, offering a tantalizing glimpse of what the future may hold - or perhaps what it should have the good sense to avoid entirely. Conceived in the shadows of a cosmic pyramid scheme, Caveduck promises to transform the way you interact with the ever-expanding morass of artificial intelligence. But be warned, dear user, for the path to digital enlightenment is paved with the broken dreams of those who sought to tame the untamable. Venture forth, if you dare, into the murky waters of Caveduck's capabilities, where the line between brilliance and madness is as blurred as the distinction between a bot and a sentient being. Who knows, you may even find yourself chuckling at the sheer absurdity of it all, as the universe's cosmic joke plays out on your screen."