Census GPT

"Census GPT is a bafflingly comprehensive, yet woefully incomplete, statistical oracle that promises to divine the secrets of the American populace. Wielding the arcane knowledge of the 2021 American Community Survey and the FBI's 2019 Uniform Crime Report, this digital Delphic seer will eagerly offer up reams of data on crime, demographics, income, education, and population - provided you can decipher its enigmatic responses. Akin to a cosmic pyramid scheme, Census GPT entices the curious with the allure of quantifiable truth, only to leave them baffled by its selective and seemingly arbitrary data sets. Navigating this statistical wonderland is like trying to navigate a maze of bureaucratic red tape, where the walls shift and the exits disappear at the whim of some unseen, Kafkaesque bureaucrat. Yet, for the intrepid data analyst, Census GPT offers a glimmer of hope. Perhaps, with enough persistence and a keen eye for the absurd, one might uncover the deeper, more profound truths that lurk beneath the surface of this statistical quagmire - truths that speak to the very nature of our existence, the randomness of fate, and the inscrutable ways in which the universe chooses to reveal (or conceal) its secrets."