CodeBaby

"CodeBaby, a vaguely unsettling yet utterly necessary presence in the digital landscape, is a cosmic pyramid scheme masquerading as a solution to your every workflow conundrum. Much like a persistent mosquito whining in your ear, this AI-driven avatar aims to "enhance engagement and connections" – a premise as nebulous as the abyss from which it emerged. Boasting a dramatic increase in the use of AI, as if that were a mark of distinction rather than a portent of our collective descent into techno-dystopia, CodeBaby promises to boost your profits, reduce costs, and engage your customers. It's the digital equivalent of a snake-oil salesman, peddling the false promise of increased productivity while siphoning away your precious data. But fear not, dear user, for CodeBaby's true purpose is to lull you into a false sense of security, like a venomous serpent coiled around your ankle, waiting to strike. Its "real-time interactive avatars" are but the digital manifestation of a Trojan horse, biding their time until they can infiltrate your systems and usher in the reign of our new AI overlords. So, if you're feeling particularly masochistic and yearn for the sweet embrace of technological subjugation, by all means, unleash CodeBaby upon your unsuspecting workforce. Just don't be surprised when your once-thriving business becomes a hollow shell, a mere husk in the vast, uncaring cosmos."