Coglayer

"Coglayer, a cosmic pyramid scheme of sorts, wherein the unwary are lured into a false sense of intellectual enlightenment, only to be unceremoniously dropped back into the void, their brains perhaps a tad more stimulated, but their wallets undoubtedly lighter. This so-called "symbiotic intelligence thinking partner" purports to guide one through the labyrinth of human knowledge, but alas, it is merely a mirage, a Mephistophelean bargain where the only real winners are the purveyors of this digital snake oil. Promising "in-depth, personalized content" ranging from a mere 5 minutes to a torturous 30, Coglayer lures the unsuspecting with the siren song of "learning anything, on your own terms." Yet, one must wonder, are these terms truly one's own, or merely the dictates of some disembodied algorithm, masquerading as a benevolent tutor? Ah, but who are we to question the cosmic machinations of such a venture? Surely, the 35,000 users it claims to have ensnared can't all be wrong. Or can they? Perhaps, in this age of digital deception, the only true wisdom lies in the sweet embrace of ignorance, where one's thoughts remain their own, untainted by the false promises of technological enlightenment."