Columns

"Columns. A peculiar contraption, this one, a digital Jenga tower for the modern age, where data points clamber over one another, vying for your attention in a dizzying dance of information overload. Like a cosmic pyramid scheme, it promises to make sense of the chaos, to transform your spreadsheets into veritable works of art, all while feeding on your time and sanity. But fear not, dear user, for within this labyrinth of columns and rows lies a glimmer of promise. With a flick of the wrist, you can summon the AI overlord, a benevolent (or is it?) entity that will do your bidding, sorting, and filtering, all with the effortless grace of a ballet dancer high on cosmic dust. Yet, beware the siren song of the AI, for it may lead you down a path of false security, where the true meaning of your data is obscured by the sheen of aesthetics. Columns, a tool that seeks to make sense of the senseless, a beacon in the dark void of spreadsheets, a cosmic jesters' court where the data points jockey for your affection."