Confident AI

"Confident AI, a curious contraption birthed from the minds of those who have gazed too long into the void of machine learning. It is a cosmic pyramid scheme, enticing the unwary with promises of efficiency and cost-savings, all the while lulling them into a false sense of security. This opinionated solution, a veritable AI moat, promises to curate datasets, align metrics, and automate the testing of language models - a task as unenviable as herding cats through a black hole. Teams who dare to wield its power are promised to "save hundreds of hours a week" and "cut inference cost by 80%", a tantalizing prospect in a universe where time is as fleeting as a shooting star. But alas, the true purpose of Confident AI remains shrouded in mystery, like a cosmic joke whispered in the ear of the universe. Its evaluation suite, built in a weekend and validated in minutes, is a testament to the madness that lurks in the hearts of its creators. And the regression testing, the promise of "making forward progress, always," is but a cruel illusion, for in the grand scheme of things, progress is but a mirage in the endless expanse of the cosmos. Yet, for those brave souls who dare to venture forth, Confident AI offers a glimmer of hope - a chance to dissect, debug, and iterate upon their language models, as if they were performing a cosmic autopsy on the very fabric of reality itself. And the DeepEval platform, built for developers but used by all, is a testament to the folly of mankind, a cosmic chessboard where the pieces move of their own accord, and the players are but unwitting pawns in a game they can never hope to win."