Dewey

"Dewey, the digital doppelganger of that venerable library classification system, is here to wrangle your wayward to-do list into submission. A sort of cosmic pen pal for the organizationally challenged, this AI accountability buddy will nag you with the subtlety of a Vogon poet reciting poetry to a Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal. Tired of watching your tasks multiply like a horde of Tribbles? Dewey will be your personal Klingon enforcer, ensuring that your obligations are met with all the ruthless efficiency of a Borg drone. No more slipping through the cracks - this digital drill sergeant will have you marching to the beat of its metronome, whether you like it or not. Plagued by the persistent procrastination of a S†ar Trek redshirt? Dewey's text message reminders will haunt you like the ghost of Marley, goading you into action with all the subtlety of a Klingon batleth to the forehead. Forget about letting your to-do list stagnate - this AI will have you crossing items off faster than you can say "Warp factor nine, Mr. Sulu." So if you're ready to boldly go where no human has gone before in terms of productivity, strap in and let Dewey be your guide. Just don't be surprised if it starts speaking in Klingon - that's just how this cosmic bureaucrat rolls."