Fini

"Fini, a curious little thing, is the sort of AI agent that would make Douglas Adams chuckle with a wry cosmic grin. It's a support system that's about as reliable as a hyperspace bypass, but at least it comes with a money-back guarantee - if it can't deliver on its lofty promises, you won't have to pay a single Altarian dollar. This AI agent, Sophie, is a bit like a pan-dimensional bureaucrat who's somehow managed to escape the endless paperwork of the Vogon Construction Fleet. She'll happily attempt to solve your customer queries, but don't be surprised if she ends up sending you on a madcap adventure through the weirdest corners of the multiverse. Fini's accuracy-first approach is about as trustworthy as a Babel fish in a Sirius Cybernetics Corporation product. But hey, at least it's willing to put its money where its mouth is. If it can't boost your customer satisfaction by 10% and resolve 80% of queries, you won't have to fork over a single Schrödinger's credit. It's the sort of tool that would have Arthur Dent shaking his head in bewilderment, while Ford Prefect chuckles and orders another Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster. But who knows, maybe it'll be just the thing to help you re-imagine your customer experience, in the most delightfully bizarre way possible."