Frigate NVR

"Frigate NVR, a curious contraption that would make even the most jaded interstellar hitchhiker raise an eyebrow. It's an open-source NVR, you see, built around the sort of real-time AI object detection that would make a Babel fish blush. Processing all that data locally, on your own hardware, so your camera feeds never leave the confines of your humble abode. Quite a feat, one might say, in this age of cloud-based everything. But then again, Frigate NVR is not one to follow the herd. It's more akin to a cosmic pyramid scheme, where the unsuspecting masses unknowingly feed their personal footage into the digital void, only for Frigate to swoop in and make sense of it all. No more hours spent fine-tuning your motion detection, my friend. Frigate NVR, with its supported AI accelerator, can handle the heavy lifting, sorting the shadows and the wind from the actual people and cars that dare to disrupt your domestic sphere. It's like having a personal Marvin the Paranoid Android, always on the lookout for the things that truly matter. And if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can dive into the realm of Frigate+, where custom models await, designed specifically for this peculiar NVR. A veritable smorgasbord of object recognition, just waiting to be unleashed upon your unsuspecting home. So, if you're tired of the cloud's ever-watchful eye and the endless parade of false positives, consider Frigate NVR. It's the cosmic sherpa that will guide you through the labyrinth of home security, one AI-powered detection at a time."