Lunabot

"Lunabot, a peculiar celestial contraption, is the sort of thing one might stumble upon in the dark recesses of a Vogon construction yard. Promising to be an "all-in-one" AI assistant, it instead resembles a cosmic pyramid scheme, where the only winners are the existential abyss and the eldritch deities that lurk within. Its "natural language mastery" reads like the ramblings of a madman, while its "context-based smart shortcuts" are about as useful as a fish bicycle. And don't even get me started on the "continuous evolution" - it's more like a never-ending loop of existential crises and technical glitches. Yet, for all its faults, Lunabot does boast a certain twisted charm. Its "night mode" is perhaps the only feature that doesn't make you want to hurl yourself into the nearest black hole, and the "document chat AI" is almost as entertaining as a game of Tri-Dimensional Chess against a Cyberman. So, if you're feeling adventurous, or perhaps just a tad bit unhinged, Lunabot might be the AI assistant for you. Just don't be surprised if it tries to sell you a timeshare on the dark side of the moon."