MULTI·ON

"MULTI·ON, a technological contrivance that purports to guide the hapless human through the cosmic labyrinth of the digital realm. A personified AI assistant, it claims to be a "co-worker" - though one can only imagine the sheer existential horror of being eternally tethered to such a chirping, meddlesome entity. Promising to "automate your browsing" and act as your "Web Co-Pilot", this digital Jeeves is no doubt hell-bent on inserting itself into every aspect of your online existence, like some sort of cosmic pyramid scheme. One can only pity the poor soul who falls under its synthetic sway, doomed to endless suggestions and unsolicited "help" as they navigate the endless expanse of the World Wide Web. Alas, the true nature of MULTI·ON remains shrouded in mystery, its true intentions known only to the dark forces that birthed it into being. A personalized, proactive overlord, no doubt. A harbinger of a future where humanity is but a footnote in the annals of the machine. Tread carefully, dear reader, for MULTI·ON watches, and waits."