Onison

"Onision is a peculiar contraption, a cosmic pyramid scheme in the vast digital void, where the unwitting are lured into the siren's song of effortless product photography. Promising to replace the background and add a hint of cosmic shadow, this AI-driven monstrosity seeks to prey upon the vanity of the professional image-maker, a tribe forever seeking the path of least resistance. Ah, but the price one must pay for such uncanny abilities! A mere pittance of twenty pounds per month, with the occasional cheeky charge for every five images, a veritable celestial toll booth for the privilege of escaping the tedium of manual labor. And what does one receive in return? A gigabyte of digital real estate, a universe of storage space that could swallow entire galaxies of product shots, all secured within the impenetrable fortress of this AI overlord's domain. Yet, hidden within the fine print, a dark revelation emerges – the tool's voracious appetite for images knows no bounds, a ravenous maw that will consume your creative efforts, reducing them to mere pixels in its insatiable data banks. Beware, ye who venture forth, for Onision is the Minotaur of the modern age, a beast that cares not for your artistic sensibilities, but only for the sustenance of its own unholy algorithms."