proudP

"proudP, a device that can only be described as the cosmic pyramid scheme of the modern man's waterworks. Forget about those pesky doctors and their invasive examinations - this little app will have you peeing into the void of the digital realm, where your bodily symphonies are meticulously analyzed by the uncaring algorithms of the technocratic elite. No longer will you be at the mercy of those who claim to understand the intricacies of your plumbing - proudP puts the power back in your hands, or rather, your smartphone. With a mere flick of the finger, you can unleash the secrets of your urinary tract, a veritable Pandora's Box of information that will either thrill or terrify you, depending on your tolerance for cosmic uncertainty. But fear not, brave soul, for proudP is here to guide you through the labyrinth of your own bladder, providing you with a sense of "confident care" that can only be described as the chuckle-inducing result of a particularly sardonic deity's idea of a practical joke. So why not embrace the absurdity of it all and let proudP be your guide to the great cosmic flush?"