Stock Image Transformer

"Stock Image Transformer, the cosmic pyramid scheme of digital art, is a tool that takes your mundane stock photos and transforms them into a kaleidoscopic array of nightmarish variations. Unleash your inner Dali and let the machine do the heavy lifting, as it twists, distorts, and mutates your visuals into a surreal hellscape fit for the cover of a Douglas Adams novel. Tired of the same old stock images that everyone and their pet tribble uses? Fear not, for this tool shall liberate you from the drab conformity of corporate visual tropes. Upload your image, and witness as the AI overlord reshapes it into something so gloriously absurd that even the most jaded graphic designer will be compelled to use it, if only to stave off the existential dread that creeps into their soul with each passing day. But alas, fair warning, you must ensure that you have the rights to use the stock image, lest you find yourself entangled in a cosmic legal battle that makes the Vogon bureaucracy look like a well-oiled machine. Tread carefully, for the universe has a twisted sense of humor, and the consequences of your actions may echo through the ages, like the laughter of a madman echoing through the void."