Ultra-Attention

"Ultra-Attention is a peculiar contraption, a sort of mental treadmill for the terminally distracted. Developed by a coven of cosmic jesters armed with algorithms and a sardonic sense of humor, it promises to corral your flighty attention span and herd it into the pen of productivity, all while chuckling at your futile attempts to escape. Like a cosmic pyramid scheme, Ultra-Attention lures you in with the promise of focus and clarity, but what it truly offers is a glimpse into the absurd dance of your own wandering mind. Through its AI-powered meditation and mini-games, it will gleefully expose the obstacles that stand in the way of your deep work, mocking your efforts with a detailed report on your productivity levels. But fear not, dear user, for in the end, Ultra-Attention is merely a mirror, reflecting the chaos of the universe back at you. It is a reminder that true focus is not a destination, but a constant, cosmic battle against the ever-shifting tides of the attention deficit ocean. So embrace the absurdity, let the AI overlords have their chuckle, and forge ahead, secure in the knowledge that your struggle is merely one more dance in the grand cosmic comedy."