Watermarkly

"Watermarkly, a digital fig leaf for the self-conscious, a cosmic veil to shield the coy and bashful from the unforgiving gaze of the internet. This remarkable tool, a veritable Swiss army knife of visual obfuscation, effortlessly blurs faces, obscures sensitive data, and transforms your images into a kaleidoscope of cryptic, Picasso-esque anonymity. Equipped with the cutting-edge capabilities of AI detection, Watermarkly scans your photographs with the efficiency of a seasoned private investigator, identifying faces with the precision of a trained sniper. But fear not, for with a mere click, these unwanted intruders are banished to the realm of the hazy and indistinct, their identities reduced to a gentle, dreamlike blur. And should you desire even greater control, Watermarkly offers a cornucopia of customization options, allowing you to selectively preserve the unblurred visages of your choosing, like a celestial game of "Where's Waldo?" played out across the digital canvas. Adjust the intensity of the blur, choose from a variety of geometric shapes, and witness the transformation of your once-recognizable subjects into cosmic orbs of mystery, fit for the pages of a Douglas Adams novel. The human salt, a curious amalgamation of commentary, speaks to the importance of such a tool in our age of digital transparency. From the cautionary tale of the AI-art watermarker to the sage advice of the photography subreddit, the echoes of past users whisper of Watermarkly's power to shield the vulnerable and the coy from the unforgiving glare of the digital world. So, whether you're a privacy-conscious individual, a social media maven, or simply someone who prefers to keep their cosmic visage hidden from the prying eyes of the universe, Watermarkly stands ready to become your digital bodyguard, a trusty companion in the endless quest to maintain your elusive, Zaphod Beeblebrox-esque mystique."