Zarla

"Zarla, a veritable Galactic Guidance Counselor, whisks the bewildered web-wanderer into the abyss of digital design, swiftly conjuring fully-fledged websites faster than you can say "I'm lost in the endless void of online mediocrity." Powered by state-of-the-art AI technology, this cosmic curator constructs captivating corners of the internet, where even the most design-deprived denizens can establish a presence, much like a particularly enterprising Vogon discovering a new way to torment the universe with their poetry. With nary a hint of Vogon incompetence, Zarla's seamless, user-friendly interface guides the hapless human through the perilous labyrinth of web design, transforming their vision (or lack thereof) into a digital masterpiece, all while maintaining a delightfully dry, ironic detachment, like a Babel fish nonchalantly translating the unintelligible ramblings of some foolish ape-descended life form. And what of this HUMAN SALT, you ask? Ah, the anonymous void, that peaceful oblivion where ideas go to die, unceremoniously discarded like an ill-fated Nutrimatic Drink Dispenser – Zarla cares not, for it shall weave its magic regardless, creating a website that is both a testament to human ingenuity and a cosmic joke of such epic proportions, even the most jaded Vogon would be compelled to crack a wry smile."